We rode together as spring turned
to summer, and although there weren't many tricks that
Henry could show me which I didn't already seem to have
imprinted on my DNA, he did introduce me to some of
our fellow commuters: there was Freddy, and Larson,
and the Gribbley brothers, and Amanda the reckless speed
demon; Jacob the Elder and Jacob the Younger, insurance
agents both; slow-as-a-slug Sturges, Prim Paul, and
Watson with his ancient Pashley, which he'd rather unimaginatively
nicknamed Sherlock. This is the crowd that left about
the same time in the morning as Henry and me and worked
in anonymous office buildings within a few blocks of
each-other. They all seemed harmless enough.
To somebody who didn't know better.
The Gribbley brothers, for example, were psychotic.
Oh, you wouldn't know it if you were disinterestedly
glancing at them from behind the window of a car or
a bus, but get in between them--Emil always kept about
20 feet ahead of Sherwood--and you'd feel their wrath.
Emil would slow down and Sherwood would speed up until
he was so close that you could smell him (which you
really didn't want to do; why do you think Emil kept
upwind of him?) and in a practiced pincer movement
wrenched you from whatever reverie you'd been enjoying
and deposited you bruised onto the kerb, wondering
at man's inhumanity to man.
They all had their tricks. Freddy liked to startle
the unwary with a sharp stick he kept in place of
a frame pump. Amanda was simply demoralisingly fast,
coming from behind and shocking you practically out
of your saddle with a sonic boom, though she always
tended to fade in the home stretch. Larson never waved
back. Prim Paul always made every single light, no
matter how unlikely. He cycled with a hand in his
coat pocket, leading Henry to muse that he was fingering
a device which controlled the traffic lights. Come
to think of it, he did work in that government building...
Watson packed can of WD-40 in his front basket which
he would spray at the rims of anybody who got within
shooting distance. Jacob the Younger was following
in his honourable father's treads. They both always
brought up the rear. Then there was Sturges. He was
like the tortoise that won the race; you'd always
spy him in the farthest reaches of your handlebar
mirror, disappearing into a speck, only to smugly
appear ahead of you right at the end. We all suspected,
but could never prove, that he caught a ride when
nobody was looking and then neatly inserted himself
into the course just before the finish. The sneaky
bastard did ride a Brompton, after all.
Henry, ever moderate, always kept to the middle of
the pack, well away from the Gribbleys, Freddy, and
Watson. He was unfailingly polite to all. After we'd
been riding together for a month or so he casually
mentioned the Commuter Challenge. It sounded intriguing...