Unfolded
Unfurled
On an unsuspecting world
Ready to commute
In a suit
At a sedate pace
Out of the commuting race
Well
Not really
Because there's nothing better
Than the cool fixie
Miserable mountain bike pixie
Lycra'd up roadie
Casting a look of scorn
From atop carbon porn
Or steel bling
Then the lights go ping
You do your thing
Smug
Deserved