Yet
another challenge, but this time one we were involved
in during September. As part of European Mobility Week
a number of national events were taking place - all
under the slogan 'Clever Commuting'. Invariably this
means that somewhere a race is going to take place between
cars, buses and bikes. Edinburgh duly obliged. And citycycling
got signed up.
We
were informed at all points that this was not a 'race'
but a 'challenge'. Apparently designed to show people
that cycling is quick, and if it happens to be raining
they can jump no a bus and it's just as quick. Having
spoken to a number of people who had taken part in these
before the pressure was definitely on. It seems the
bike always wins...
Now
here's a quick tip. If you're going to be involved in
a race in the morning where you want to assert the bike's
authority over internally-combusted modes of transport
the last thing you want to do is have a late night the
day before. You also wouldn't want to get a touch tipsy
winning a pub quiz. And you definitely wouldn't want
to delay going to bed till the wee small hours because
the room spins when you close your eyes. And above all
else you don't want a raging hangover to hover over
you while you are riding in the aforementioned race.
These would not
be good things.
With
this in mind, and the promise of tv crews at the end,
I was on a 3 mile (ish) all uphill route, which was
managed in 13 and a half minutes, which in my state
(and with my natural ability to catch every red light)
I was quite pleased with. As pleasing was the fact that
the other cyclist on my route then came in at 15 minutes
(though he was taking the 'scenic' route),
with the car straggling a further 3 minutes or so back,
and the bus taking a whopping 30 minutes in total.
The
car driver had to find somewhere he could park for at
least 8 hours (to resemble driving to work) and walk
to the finish point so I always knew I'd have a good
chance, even after he passed me a third of the way in
with the holiday weekend-lightened traffic working to
his advantage. That the bus took so long confirmed quite
a few suspicions, and gained no publicity in the pro-bus
council's press release the following day.
Funny
that. |