"Well Suralon, there's no 'I' in team, but I think I can say there's definitely an 'I' in Michael. However there is a 'B' in Brad, which could stand for 'Be Obstructive' and I think with a better strategy in place we could have focussed on achieving to the best of our potential and if you give me another chance I can prove to you I would be the best apprentice in the country. The world even. Probably the universe. Because I will always give 110%."

When Suralon woke up he continued, "I don't need any bloody lightweights in my team here. I need money people, lots of money. I'm already loaded and I'm still a miserable bugger, so I need more money, but you lot couldn't even fix bloody punctures right. I don't know what to do, I really don't."

"On the one hand I've got a ponce of a team leader who seems more bloody interested in his own right hand than making me money, and on the other hand I've got a bunch of lusty women."

"Suralon, if I may just say that your stubble is looking particularly delightful today," Helen flutters her eyelashes.

Suralon considers matter for few seconds, looking pained by the process, then the finger of fate is raised. "Carl, you're fired!"

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.digital telly channel post show show

"So Carl," begins Adrian Chiles, "Do you fall off a lot?"

"Well Adrian, I don't fall but when I do I see it as a learning experience becasue it is only by falling that we learn to pick ourselves up and the bigger they are the harder they fall so I fall very hard indeed meaning that when I pick myself up it's even more difficult so I learn even more. Honestly I don't know why Suralon fired me."

"You must be the only one Carl, you must be the only one."