The
‘Derailleur Code’ is a classic
tale of good versus bad (writing).
Cycling historian Professor Claude B Dawes
finds himself hired by Dr Moeller (of the
M7 Human and Alternative Powered Vehicle Company)
on a mission to hunt down Der Bromptonaut,
an agent of the mysterious ‘Brotherhood’.
This shady organisation is sworn to the elimination
of all bikes that don’t fold and anyone
that stands in their way. Dawes now believes
that his evil opponent has been able to make
a copy of the top secret M7 AM10 36 spoke
hub - a bike part so powerful that it has
to be kept moving to avoid going ‘critical’.
In
the previous chapter the ‘code’
simply proves to be co-ordinates to a large
out-of-town retail park near Varberg, Sweden.
As the party pursuing Der Bromptonaut head
north on the Swiss Bike Patrol’s specially
chartered train, things take a turn for the
worse. Professor Dawes enjoyment of a Schubert
piano sonata (played on the train’s
very own Bösendorfer piano) is interrupted
by an ‘outage’ that has brought
western Sweden to a halt.
Dawes
and Lucyna have now taken to the rails with
the M7 state of the art tandem velomobile
(equipped with 'wire guided' steering locked
by GPS to the perfectly laid track work of
Swedish railways). Their aim... to get to
Varberg in record time, avoiding traffic jams
and big hills. Meanwhile back on the train
Moeller, Wallender and the Bike Patrol consider
their options. ‘Continuity Control Expert’
Herr Braun watches and notes that the last
chapter finished more oddly than usual.